Why Study History Of Policing:

Here is my draft of my assignment Question 11 due on thursday. Let me know what you think.

Why study history of policing? I could ask you the same thing, seeing as I have no fucking clue what I should or should not write you stupid fuckwit who the fuck writes a question like this, makes it 1 page of typing and only worth 4 marks. You useless piece of animal crap.

Im studying the history of policing:

  1. Because I fucking have to - its in the course structure and if I dont then I fail and if I fail I obviously cannot become a police officer - but being the course co-ordinator Im sure you understand all that bullshit right?
  2. Apprently there’s this thing called perspective - having something to do with the way the law has developed around us. But thats just a whole bunch of crap I really would prefer to not go into.
  3. Also there is some kind of change in Valuesalthough I cant really go into it because I would not have a fucking clue - it was just an example but thankyou for fucking my mind over with that one.
  4. Oh and lastly, because Im really not sure I can use the word FUCK in this essay - but seeing as its my personal opinion then I guess so - Im studying the history of policing because you fuckers told me I have to, because without it I cannot become a police officer, and without that I cannot target all the deadbeat losers who think they can get away with anything. I study it, because by the end of 3 years, I will terrorise your shit-for-brains sons/daughters and brothers/sisters in law, and hey maybe even your grandparents. That is - when I have that uniform no one will ask me dumb shit questions like “Why” because if they do - I can beat the shit out of them.

Im only joking on account of the beating the shit out of people.

UPDATE: For those who have been searching “Why study the history of policing” I really hope you aren’t doing the same course as me - and if you are Im not really a homicidal bitch so enjoy the joke.

~ by sarrrahh on March 31, 2008.

Posted in policing, uni

9 Responses to “Why Study History Of Policing:”

  1. only joking? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU GIRL!

    ….

    hi!

    Rossssssaay said this on April 1, 2008 at 4:05 am

  2. Ok so only HALF joking. Ps hi also.

    sarrrahh said this on April 1, 2008 at 7:43 am

  3. grood shit sarah!

    Rossssssaay said this on April 1, 2008 at 11:22 am

  4. …and hi again >.>

    Rossssssaay said this on April 1, 2008 at 11:22 am

  5. Steal me some police equipment.

    Radmore said this on April 2, 2008 at 10:03 am

  6. If i could get my hands on such equiptment some people would be in pain right now.

    sarrrahh said this on April 2, 2008 at 11:26 am

  7. Well I’m sure this will get a 100%

    Maybe you should join the american army? It seems more suited to you, the agressivly unstable are welcomed!

    Anti-Material Rifle said this on April 3, 2008 at 2:08 am

  8. HAHAHAHA credit here I come.

    Good pointer - but its really only when it comes to stupid questions that I become “agressivly unstable” so unless a criminal asks me Why im studying policing history - Im hoping all should be fine.

    sarrrahh said this on April 3, 2008 at 4:04 am

  9. Interesting perspective. I’d tell you to check out how to use your police equipment by practicing after careful instruction, but hey…Old folks telling you how to do something they wre taught doesn’t matter as it could be categorized as “history.” Best of luck figuring out how to field strip your weapon, what to do if ‘x’ situation occurs, or what legal precendent might be relevant before you “…Beat the shit out of [someone],” as this would again require you to *gasp!* know what happened in the past :-)

    BillyBobThornton said this on September 4, 2008 at 6:27 am

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