Here is my draft of my assignment Question 11 due on thursday. Let me know what you think.

Why study history of policing? I could ask you the same thing, seeing as I have no fucking clue what I should or should not write you stupid fuckwit who the fuck writes a question like this, makes it 1 page of typing and only worth 4 marks. You useless piece of animal crap.

Im studying the history of policing:

1. Because I fucking have to – its in the course structure and if I dont then I fail and if I fail I obviously cannot become a police officer – but being the course co-ordinator Im sure you understand all that bullshit right?
2. Apprently there’s this thing called perspective – having something to do with the way the law has developed around us. But thats just a whole bunch of crap I really would prefer to not go into.
3. Also there is some kind of change in Valuesalthough I cant really go into it because I would not have a fucking clue – it was just an example but thankyou for fucking my mind over with that one.
4. Oh and lastly, because Im really not sure I can use the word FUCK in this essay – but seeing as its my personal opinion then I guess so – Im studying the history of policing because you fuckers told me I have to, because without it I cannot become a police officer, and without that I cannot target all the deadbeat losers who think they can get away with anything. I study it, because by the end of 3 years, I will terrorise your shit-for-brains sons/daughters and brothers/sisters in law, and hey maybe even your grandparents. That is – when I have that uniform no one will ask me dumb shit questions like “Why” because if they do – I can beat the shit out of them.

Im only joking on account of the beating the shit out of people.

UPDATE: For those who have been searching “Why study the history of policing” I really hope you aren’t doing the same course as me – and if you are Im not really a homicidal bitch so enjoy the joke.